Public Solitude

How to Stay Single (Without Really Trying) - Tip #20

• Comment Audibly on the iPhone Game You're Playing in Public

A couple of weeks ago I was getting the oil changed in my car. Usually I like to leave and go amuse myself by shopping and/or eating. However, I returned too early and was "forced" to wait in the waiting room while they finished with my car.  

So, I did what most people do now-a-days (since I was already caught up on my fb news feed). I played my current favorite game "Collapse Blast". (get it. it's fun)

Whilst playing it I was unable to stop the barrage of comments coming out of my mouth.  Mostly "Poop!".  

True Story.