Expectations

How to Stay Single (Without Really Trying) - Tip #3

• Have (Probably) Unrealistic Expectations

I would like a man who embodies all of the following (in alphabetical order): 

Pierce Bronsan

 

Dick Van Dyke

 

Zac Efron

 

David James Elliot

Nathan Fillion

 

Harrison Ford

 

Tom Hanks

 

Neil Patrick Harris

 

Hugh Jackman

 

Matthew McConaughey

 

Dan Stevens

 

David Tennant

 

 

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Mr. Bates from Downton Abbey

 

Aaron Pierce from 24

 Clay Aiken’s Voice

  

 Admit it girls. You have a list. A list like this one, and/or a list of “qualities” you’re looking for.  (Admittedly, I have both ;-)) Sure, the names may vary for you, but, you get the point.

[In all seriousness, I’m still working out whether this is a completely unrealistic list ((Face it Sharon, it probably is)), or if maybe this type of guy actually exists and actually would want to spend his life with me.  Where’s the line between “unrealistic expectations” and “settling”? ]

But back to the point at hand: If you want to stay single, have ((probably)) unrealistic expectations. But don’t think of them as unrealistic, and you’ll stay single without even trying. ;-)

BONUS TIP: Publish your “list” publicly. I imagine it’d scare most guys away. (Like this post no doubt will. ;-))

 

Also: Happy Valentine's Day!