How to Stay Single - Tip #16 and #17
#16. Spend your 4th of July in the following way:
1. Sleep until 2 PM
2. Lay by the pool reading for an hour.
3. Eat at your favorite restaurant by yourself (Qdoba)
4. Go see Despicable Me 2 by yourself
5. Go to Fireworks by yourself
6. (Tip #17) Rent the following movies at Blockbuster
- The kid movies make it look like you have kids
- The Rom-Com makes it look like your option after they go to sleep
- In reality. You will watch them all yourself. (In my defense: the only reason I rented the Smurfs was for Neil Patrick Harris) (Not sure if that helps anything)
7. Don't regret a thing
HAPPY 4th of JULY!!
And special thanks to all our troops past and present who've helped keep our country free.
